My Hero Academia Kaminari X Shinsou Funny

Shinsou: No i understands me.

Kaminari: What do you hateful?

Shinsou: Exactly.

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He'due south a disaster

Exams are finally over so in lieu of celebration I whipped up another footling comic

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Interviewer: what is kirishima to you?

Bakugou: the reason i wake up every morning

Kirishima: *barging into his room with heavy metal on full boom* WAKE UP WAKE Upwardly WAKE UP BAKUGOU WAKE UP WAKE Upwards WAKE Upwardly WAKE UP WAKE Up BAKUGOU WAKE Upward

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Bnha as stupids things my friends and I have said. Pt 2.

Shinsou: Has anyone seen my beau? He is blond, annoying, and I would kill for him.

Tsu: People say i day the frogs will turn into princes. I wait in fear of that day.

Momo: You need more than tea in your life. Coffee but gets you so far. Tea. Tea is calming.

Monoma: i hate myself. (Why?) Considering I'm too perfect.

Iida: I'm not actually a rule billow. But I would contemplate murder.

Sero: You don't know truthful fright until y'all're mom is staring straight at you, chancla in hand.

Sato: We goldfish the sad abroad.

Koda: I would like it to be known that you'd all be so much better if you were animals.

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Are they a Shaniac or a Boogara?

A/Northward: Hey! Two posts today :) I only wanted to say that whether you're a skeptic of the extra-terrestrial or supernatural, or a believer of information technology, your opinion is valid. However, if you believe that the earth is flat or that vaccines are imitation, then you're blatantly denying science which is very harmful and I recommend not having kids.

What are Shaniacs & Boogaras?

Shaniacs and Boogaras are what fans of the show (airs only on yt hahahaha) Buzzfeed Unsolved are called. Shaniacs take the views of Shane Madej, the show'southward skeptic. They don't believe in ghosts, ghouls and aliens, and about likely are demons. Boogaras take the views of Ryan Bergara, the prove's believer in the supernatural/Extraterrestrial. Though Shane and Ryan'due south views conflict each other, they have actually adept chemistry. In the show, Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime, they talk well-nigh (you lot guessed it) Truthful crime. In Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural, they talk nigh 😱😱😱 the supernatural. Anyways, savour!

Shinsou Hitoshi- Shaniac/Skeptic He's definitely not ane to believe in crazy explanations like aliens or ghosts. He'southward usually cut and dry with his theories, not letting his imagination arrive the way of detective piece of work. Y'know that show Ancient Aliens (my begetter is addicted, whenever I talk to him over the phone it'southward always 'the pyramids this' and 'the Greys that'.)? If he fifty-fifty catches a glimpse of the travesties they call theories, he cringes. I've seen a lot of people say that he likes true law-breaking, and what'southward a improve binging source than Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime? He likes Shane's sense of humour, and finds their similarities in beliefs amusing, too.

Izuku Midoriya‐ Boogara/believer

 Such a cutie scaredy cat. He prefers solved mysteries, because he Will come upwardly with some implausible theories. Anything to tie up loose ends. If you lot watch the supernatural episodes with him, await him to be clinging to you lot, slightly shaking. In the Waverly Hills Infirmary episode (I think, I could be wrong) when they throw the ball or whatever and the little ghost male child supposedly puts it under graffiti of Ryan's name? Aye, that'due south hard show of ghosts for Izuku. Not only does he have notes on heroes, he has notebooks dedicated to aliens and ghosts, too. He's not too insane with information technology, like blaming everything on the supernatural or extraterrestrial, but he tin can come with some wild explanations, he will pitch all of which to you.

Denki Kaminari‐ Boogara/believer

He'south a real clown, taking crazy approaches to unsolved mysteries seriously. I headcanon that he's an atheist, and watches the aforementioned Aboriginal Aliens. He's constantly going on near the show, and the concepts of aliens to all his friends. But when Sero and him are stoned, they go off of each other's crazy ideas, claiming that they've 'cracked the example'. One thing he likes to talk near is ingather circles. The intricate, clean cut designs could merely exist washed by other worldly beings. They're a topic of debate and intrigue, for sure. Denki has said multiple times that intellects don't believe in god, and that aliens are a scientific fact. While Fermi'south Paradox (The theory that within the huge, e'er‐expanding universe, there has to exist some other planet with the same conditions and regulations that can sustain life, even if its billions of lightyears away.) is as likely as cold canadian weather, I don't think that aliens were responsible for Denki's homework going missing. His rationales are very… questionable, simply information technology's cute, the way that he's and so funny about it. If he e'er goes missing, it's the aliens.

He's onto them.

Keigo Takami/Hawks‐ Who's to say, really/Asshole

Keigo is SO confusing. You asked him if he was a skeptic or non, and he looked deep in thought, only only answered with a shrug and a sly smiling. He'll continue for an 60 minutes well-nigh ghosts due north shit, and make a whole example as to why they're real. Information technology's convincing, really, really disarming, but he always ends with 'but they're not real, so it's whatever'. It's gotta be a gag, correct? He'll practise the reverse, too, going on well-nigh why aliens aren't real, or at least aren't living among united states of america, but then go back on information technology, saying something like 'the Roanoke Colony is indisputable evidence, though'. If yous ask him which information technology is, he'll give y'all that fucking grinning, with that stupid shrug. One of his many, MANY loveable quirks.

Mirai Sasaki/Sir Nighteye‐ Shaniac/skeptic

   Aliens? Cryptids? Ghosts or demons? Aye, no. He won't requite it a 2d thought. He believes in Fermi's Paradox (I talked about it with denki, but it's summarized hither: The theory that within the huge, always‐expanding universe, there has to be some other planet with the aforementioned conditions and regulations that tin sustain life, even if its billions of lightyears away.), because he's a homo of science™ (Nighteye the Science guy). But he does not believe that they helped with the pyramids, or any other theories of the like. Equally we know, he's all piece of work and no play (openly). He doesn't like to call himself a skeptic, because he's business firm in his beliefs. Who meliorate than him to know what happens after we die, amiright :)))))

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Shinsou: hey Denki

Denki: yes?

Shinsou: get me a kitten

Denki: baby, your quirk doesn't piece of work over text.

Shinsou: ah. Tin can you even so go me a cat anyway?

Denki: I mean, yeah! That's what I was going to exercise anyhow- HEY Look A Minute!

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my lips are giving very much shigaraki vibes this time of twelvemonth

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Denki/mha head cannon:I experience similar he would mind to nice old classic songs(like "these boots are fabricated for walking", it'southward my political party etc.)and queen (His favorite song from queen is probably good erstwhile mode loverboy )

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Can I request Bakugou Shinsou and kaminari headcanon where they walked in on their crush watching hentai. SFW considering their beat was watching information technology for the (terrible) plot amd for laughs. Its someyhing they do with their best friend for shits and giggles because hentai out of context is the most hilarious thing e'er. They like to effigy where the budget goes or try and figure out loose plot threads like an idiot

LMAO a few nights agone a discord server im in streamed a hentai at like 3 am sdfsfs information technology was an EXPERIENCE so ofc i'm gonna reference information technology also pitiful this is so fuckin belatedly sdfsdfsf

it was a Sat, and bakugou was stuck in his dorm room, bored. though, that was entirely his own fault, since he'd refused to join kirishima and the others in their little take chances to the park. and he didn't pass up considering he'd heard you were staying back in the dorms... no style. it was just a coincidence.

and it was likewise a coincidence that he constitute himself walking downwardly the hall to caput to your room, only to see what you were upward to. not considering he liked you or anything! again, he was just bored, so mayhap y'all could provide some shitty form of entertainment.

he never bothered to knock on your room door when he came to visit. he but barged in like a motherfucker, ane hand tucked in his pants pocket. y'all unremarkably left your door unlocked if it was fine for someone to enter, so he didn't see whatsoever problem with it.

now, your desk was positioned in a way where your laptop screen could be seen by whomever entered your room if they got close enough to peer over your shoulder. unlucky for bakugou, however, he didn't demand to walk closer to y'all, since you lot ended up turning effectually once you lot heard your door open up. and he was able to see your screen perfectly.

he combusted.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING???"

he straight up stormed correct over to your desk and practically slammed your laptop closed, his ears called-for red as the images on your screen were ingrained in his poor retinas. he and then turned to shoot a glare into your soul, though you didn't notice since you were too busy cry-laughing.

"explain." was the only affair he said after, his mitt slapped over his eyes equally he tried to fight off the redness on his face.

"it's not what y'all think information technology's like," yous simply giggled, reopening your laptop and muting the episode to save bakugou from the humiliation. he looked away, glaring off at the wall. this was not what he expected to encounter. why the fuck did he like you over again???

"and the hell is it like?" he grumbled out, refusing to even look at you.

you explained that you watched hentai for the plot holes and ridiculous scenarios the producers came upwards with. he listened to your explanation most begrudgingly, simply he still found it strange. and he was nonetheless blushing. you were a fucking idiot.

you constitute information technology funny though, hilarious even. when you lot suggested - with a sly smile and flash - that he bring together you lot if he had nothing better to do, he ended up turning effectually and leaving, muttering something about coming together up with others at a park. you teased him about information technology for a while after that.

you and shinsou typically hung out together on weekends, since you both were in carve up classes. sometimes you would go over to his dorm, but today he was heading over to yours. he'd texted y'all earlier saying he would be over in an hr (he withal had to elevate himself out of bed), though you hadn't replied. he didn't recall much of it.

equally he walked down the hall to your room and stood outside of your door, he could hear yous laughing from inside. he gave your door a quiet knock, then entered, his optics moving effectually your room to notice you sitting at your desk. watching hentai.

he merely walked right back out.

you lot had noticed him walk in, withal, and called out his name. he had barely taken a few steps abroad when you lot reopened your door and grabbed his arm, a small grin on your face every bit you realized what he must've seen. he looked at you with the nearly deadpan look he could muster, and uttered a single word:

"why?"

"for the lols," was your response, and he just raised his eyebrows at you lot, seemingly done with life. rolling your eyes, you tugged him dorsum towards your room, "come on, it's funny trying to figure out plot holes and stuff."

he let you practically drag him to your bed, where he sabbatum down and watched equally you plopped side by side to him with your laptop on your thighs. shinsou didn't expect, well, this to be the manner you'd both spend the twenty-four hours together. but he figured he could look past it if it meant more time spent with you lot.

he mostly just scrolled through memes on his phone as he listened to your reactions to watching some hentai about a girl in a prison. occasionally, you would point out something funny, or requite out a theory towards what little bodily plot at that place was. he found himself glancing upward at your screen whenever your laughing got too loud - which happened more than he wanted to acknowledge.

"you know, the prison guard reminds me of you with his purple hair," y'all choked out during one scene as said guard chased the chief character past crawling rapidly through the prison vents. "he's a bootleg shinsou."

"don't," he replied dryly, making you express mirth again. "i think i'd rather die than be compared to him."

after that little hentai session, shinsou refused to sentry any more for a long ass time, maxim he filled his quota for the yr. though if yous begged him long enough, he'd eventually agree to sit next to y'all once more as you watched. it really became a beautiful little inside joke - not that he would ever admit it's origin to anyone else.

the first fourth dimension kaminari caught you watching hentai was an accident. the showtime time.

he tended to simply randomly burst into your room at times, especially when he knew yous had nil better to do on the weekends. occasionally he would knock, but information technology meant cypher if he simply ended up slamming the door open anyways. you actually had to put upward a 'practice non disturb' sign on your door simply to tell him when to leave you lone. he did notwithstanding respect your infinite, afterward all.

kaminari had actually been on his way to your room so that the two of you could plan a prank he wanted to pull on sero. you hadn't put up your little sign on your door, so he barged in as usual and spotted y'all laying down on your bed with your laptop open up. and he could see the screen.

"i didn't know yous were into stuff like that," he wiggled his eyebrows at you as his voice came out in a sly manner. yous just looked at him and patted the spot next to you with a smile.

he practically launched himself onto your bed.

the prank was speedily forgotten about.

"it'south fun to lookout," y'all snickered as he made himself comfortable by draping himself partially over your legs.

"oh i know," he winked at yous, and then listed off a agglomeration of titles he'd already seen either past himself or with sero. y'all learned he liked to do the same thing every bit you when information technology came to watching hentai - that is, brand fun of it.

it was a match made in sky.

kaminari vicious for you even harder than earlier, if that was even possible.

information technology became a normal activity for the two of yous to practise together. you would either meet up in your room or his room with a agglomeration of snacks and just poke and prod at whatsoever random hentai you found on the internet. sometimes y'all'd both bet on what the budgeting went towards.

"i bet all the coin went towards the sacred cha-chas," you lot said during one session. "look at them billowy like shiny basketballs."

"i bet it went towards the peepee," kaminari responded sagely, gesturing to the screen. yeah, yous both tended to give the no-no zones the funniest alternate names you could think of. it made watching hentai fifty-fifty meliorate, especially since y'all two dumbasses laughed every time 1 of you said peepee.

watching hentai actually made the two of you abound closer. information technology didn't go unnoticed by some of your other friends, though both your lips were sealed. friends who scout hentai together, stay together, and kaminari definitely didn't mind that it was with you. idiots.

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OMG SOMEONE WRITE A SHINKAMI FIC WITH DENKI Every bit A FAMOUS MODEL AND TOSHI AS HIS MANAGER PLZ I Need THIS IN MY LIFE !!!!!!

If u do write it dm me or comment ot tag me or something just plzzzzzzz writers people plz i need this 🥺

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Reasons I relate to Denki Kaminari:

Energy is what it is (only cluttered crackhead is part of information technology)

Ane (one) brain jail cell that I oft share

MEMES

A fun-loving, super happy, style as well energetic boi

Terrible fantastic pickup lines

Equally horrible nifty puns

ADHD nightmare (attention span?? What'southward that?)

Blazon: emo, purple, and unapproachable

*finger guns on chin*

Hitoshi Shinso/Kyoka Jiro could step on me and I'd thank them

Pikachu is practiced and corking and ambrosial. fight me

C h o k e r s

"That's a stupid thing to practise... I'ma do information technology"

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Kaminari : Shinsou *pokes his cheek*

Shinsou : *sigh* What?!

Kaminari : Can I tell y'all something weird that happened to me one mean solar day ?

Shinsou : Denki ...information technology's 3am..why would you retrieve I would listen to..

Kaminari : *makes puppy optics*

Shinsou : Ok fine ...talk

Kaminari : One time , I ate a hamburger and and so similar an hour later I started sneezing ...but I don't think it had anything to practice with the hamburger ...is it weird ?

Shinsou : ......go back to slumber

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Kaminari: I don't like this thing.

Kisrishima: Tin I take it?

Kaminari: No.

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Shinsou: *drops something*

Shinsou: "oh fuck me"

Kaminari: *smirks*

Shinsou: "that was not an invitation"

Kaminari: *gets closer*

Shinsou: "I mean it leave me lone"

Kaminari: *become'south in his face with a mischievous smirk*

Shinsou: *blushing furiously*

Kaminari: *leans into his ear*

Kaminari: "I think nosotros should go Chinese for dinner"

Kaminari: *sits back downward*

Shinsou: "oh for the honey of-

Shinsou: *rempearedly smacks him with a pillow*

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kaminari distracting anybody at UA and then the league of villains can sneak in.

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Shinso: I... don't actually have whatsoever friends.

Kaminari: Those are bold words for someone in hugging range.

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oh my god telling shinso, bakugo, deku and aizawa that they expect breedable and submissive 💀

"looking submissive and breedable"

character(s) : shinsou hitoshi, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, aizawa shouta (bnha)

fable : [Y/Northward = your proper name] gender neutral reader, quirk's not mentioned, third year au!

i hateful,, the terms submissive and breedable are definitely suggestive 💀 but in that location's nothing explicitly spicy in this

headcanon type : fluff, cleft, suggestiveness just zippo actually explicit equally per usual (x reader)

note(s) : i institute that entire matter funny. like, tiktok compliments went from "i have a tesla oops im rich!" to "i am submissive and breedable" 🗿 these are mostly reactions, then at that place's not a ton of nuances. also i planned on posting this sooner but i mourned afterward watching tokrev ep21

might delete afterwards if i detest how this looks

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shinsou hitoshi

you saw someone commenting under a tiktok simp video that they were submissive and breedable

and yous simply cackled thinking about telling that to him— who's him? well, that'd exist hitoshi

and then, here yous are, walking towards him without whatsoever plans, simply to tell him that he's "looking submissive and breedable today, shin"

oh my GOD

why do you do this to him? like,, he knows nearly your frequent tiktok shenanigans. after all, it's been a while since you guys started dating

but he never expected said pranks to really FLUSTER him?? his plans of remaining composure accept been demolished.

like.. hitoshi'due south probably seen a tiktok comment like that, and hasn't thought much of it since. if any, he probably chosen denki 'downwardly bad' afterwards seeing him comment that under some girl's tiktok 💀

but when yous tell him that? that's a whole different story

he knows y'all're filming a tiktok, and tries his best to maintain his composure— but fifty-fifty such comment would make him crack

for the kickoff few seconds, you lot can actually see that it had some flustering furnishings on him 🧍‍♀️

the way his hand shoots upward to cover his mouth— LIKE THAT REALLY DOES ANYTHING TO SHIELD HIS BASHFULNESS 😃

just, after those first seconds laissez passer— it feels similar he tin actually react the way he wanted to

even though he knows you're just saying that for a tiktok, hitoshi probably takes a look at himself

like he'south trying to see if your argument is valid or nah 💀

he finally speaks, "thank you…?"

"'thank you'??" 😦

information technology just kind of looks like his soul left his body for a 2nd, and now he's acting similar everything's fine??

like bro 🤨 weren't you a windows loading screen a 2d ago? y'all're not acting as suave as y'all think rn, mr. shinsou hitoshi 🙎‍♀️

"well what am i supposed to say? thank you for recognizing my breedable-ness, i am capable of multiplying and making mini shinsous 🤨❓"

and this makes y'all get 😀😳😯 in a matter of SECONDS

lets just say, he wasn't the ane that walked away flustered afterwards— but the tiktok comments section couldn't find themselves blaming yous.

bakugou katsuki

if you're gonna practise this to bakugou katsuki— i think i have the right to question your mental state 😨

you lot take a desire for self-demise, probably. y'all simply wanted to do this prank on him for his reaction, not caring if the idea would be worth it in the end

even though you're dating him, that doesn't make y'all safety simply nevertheless 🧍‍♀️

like, what makes you retrieve this was going to exist a good idea 🤨 either manner— you fear absolutely zippo and i respect that

you run towards him, recording the tiktok in the process, and with laughter falling from your lips, you say "kats, yous're looking existent submissive and breedable today."

upon hearing the terms used, his face literally goes RED like a tomato— is it embarrassment? humiliation? bashfulness? is it all of the above? yeah it is

thinks the terms beingness used for complimenting purposes is horrid, and downright awful

probably fought someone in a random tiktok comments section nearly it— and when asked nearly his opinion on information technology, he visibly scowls

that doesn't mean yous have no issue on him whatsoever.

"what the fuck." it sounds domineering, instead of information technology being a question. he's in disbelief, but at the same time, it sounds like katsuki'due south not questioning yous

thinking y'all've said information technology all besides quickly for his understanding, you repeat yourself "you're looking subm—"

"what the fuck??" he repeats the same three words, except he sounds absolutely menacing 😨 and he's glaring now

oh no. not proficient news. like c'mom— you simply told your constantly furious looking boyfriend, with a explosion quirk, listen you lot

that he was submissive and breedable 😃 y'all fear nothing, because katsuki himself knows he'southward unable to practice any harm to y'all for several unlike reasons

more than laughter falls from your lips when his eyes narrow even further into slits, chroma deepening in rich color

y'all were about to make your next motility, which was just 🏃💨 considering yous assumed yous got the reaction you were looking for

he puts his hero grooming into use, and TUGS at your arm, pulling you back nearly him— yous're like 🏃😃❗️

"oi, oi, oi, where the fuck exercise you think you're going, hah?"

you lot cease laughing 😨 at this indicate, your recording made an abrupt end. "you can't just run abroad after saying all of that shit— hey!"

you somehow manage to slip out of his grasp, and a chase between the two of you began 🧎‍♀️

he was furious for several different reasons, and you had to make upward for it past pampering his ass 🚣‍♂️

the tiktok comments section thought you lot passed away 💀but on a brighter annotation— the tiktok's sound went viral

midoriya izuku

menace behavior (2)

tell him that, and he'due south probably gonna turn into stone— and plummet onto the floor 🗿

you knew this was probably going to fluster him— and while you don't regularly anyway enjoy tormenting him past making him literally BUFFER

you lot made exceptions in the past, peculiarly for tiktoks— so, you'll make an exception for this i 🤩 he is cute when he's flustered after all

subsequently some minor preparing, you get out to discover izuku, as you lot'd like to practice this as soon as you could— and which you luckily see in the hallway. izuku beams at the sight of you

"Y/N!" he rushes over to y'all, only most to offer y'all his greeting kiss on the cheek — until yous say the following words

ever so casually besides.

"izuku you expect super submissive and breedable today."

,,, interruption. 😀

like a sunrise, the realization to your words is evident on his face. from the mode his cheeks get redder each second that passes, and the way his jaw goes slack

y'all can only silently laugh, while his reaction grows in shock, and severity

he's kind of similar 🥰☺️😀😃😧😮😨😱 information technology's nearly the entire 'smileys and people' emoji category /hj

it's like you WANT him to shut downwards 😨 because at this charge per unit, he will.

i'm not gonna lie around and say he had admittedly no idea what submissive or breedable meant

similar,, separately, he knows what they hateful, alright 😃 nosotros can all blame that 1 unfortunate encounter he had on the net for that.

but that doesn't hateful he won't go flustered— human being saw those words in a tiktok comments department once

once

and was literally scarlet in the face for an hour, he didn't know it was considered as a compliment now (it's not,, exactly one)💀

and he's still trying to empathize it

his oral fissure opens, but every bit expected, zero is really being said. "i— uhm, uhm! cheers?"

yous permit him to speak, amused by the style he fumbles with his hands like he's juggling invisible objects 💀 oral cavity opening and closing like a fish

it looks like he could erupt like a volcano 🌋🤭 or pass out, or brusque circuit yous get what i hateful

"oh that'south,, probably not the right reply uhm.. i am grateful that there is a exponential possibility of producing, and procreating fruitful children! if you and so e'er please uhm.."

i mean, that's what he said— but he managed to say it all a footling also quickly. at least, for whatsoever outside viewer's agreement. on the other hand, you understood everything

at this point, your green haired boyfriend knows he's rambling, and he simply WISHES he'd shut the fuck up. only, he oral fissure keeps disobeying what his heed wants or needs to exercise

"i.. am rambling. and, i'chiliad probably really, really crimson. and uhm, blushing.. correct?"

y'all nod, and y'all laugh at the way his mouth shutters— opening and endmost wordlessly, trying to form at least something coherent, to stop embarrassing himself infront of yous

"you're adorable."

his chroma looks similar it'south relieved of some of it's color, the compliment making him relax. izuku's still reddish though 💀 "thank you lot!"

the tiktok goes viral, and every bit expected of your expectations— no one fabricated fun of him. information technology would feel wrong to practise so anyway 🧎‍♀️

aizawa shouta

get-go of all,,,

are you sure 😃❓ that you want to 😃❓ practice that 🤨❓

yous were non but a little hesitant, but very hesitant on telling aizawa shouta— pro hero eraserhead, that's too the strict, homeroom teacher of form 1-A

that he was submissive and breedable 💀

yous debated with yourself, weighed the pros and cons of information technology all— and thought out loud "hey, exercise i— actually want to tell shouta that? do i? actually?"

it wasn't like shouta was a teenager by all means— he's 31, an adult. he most likely knows what that is

and even if he was unaware, nosotros take presentation mitochondria as his bestie, and midnight sensei to tell him innuendos like that

and despite your hesitancy, you withal managed to suck it up— and get together equally much backbone and bravery as you could

regardless, y'all are extremely dauntless— i'd say much braver than telling bakugou that he was the same

because i rather eat a couch than tell shouta that

after mentally preparing yourself, and self reassurance— you stride dorsum and forth with your phone in your hand

considering y'know— you keep changing your heed if y'all actually desire to tell your fatigue young man that, and maybe brand him more fatigue

"oh jeez, do i actually desire to practise this?" you mess effectually with your telephone anyhow, to make sure it'south nonetheless set up for recording

"practice what?"

hearing the familiar gravely, baritone vocalism causes your thumb to press on the recording push button, utterly startled 💀

you turn effectually, and of course— information technology had to be your boyfriend, shouta. the person yous were looking for "you've been pacing effectually. do i know why exactly? no. i don't"

"you look submissive and breedable."

you can feel your cocky reassurance melting abroad 😨 and y'all can already feel the tears forming /hj

y'all did NOT actually mean to say that so bluntly— but there is no turning dorsum now 😃 #yolo

you wince at the silence, and you find his confront for a reaction— though it might exist a little painful doing so.

shouta contemplates if he should say anything. simply, in the finish— his confront is similar 😐

basically, he does not expect tickled— he looks and so washed, and information technology looks like he could just sprint away at any given moment

he could but he doesn't desire to bc you're his s/o 💀

THIS IS WHAT Y'all WERE FEARING 😭 i hateful, yous were anticipating this kind of a reaction, just that didn't make things better

he— has heard of those terms, nosotros can blame his besties for that. i can't say he's on tiktok because thinking about learning how to employ the app makes him tired 💀

he doesn't know how that'due south a compliment, and he does non know how to respond to this

so, he says this "… okay. delight take a nap with me."

"sure, alright." "alright."

yous'd say he had no reaction, but yous tin can see some redness at the tips of his ears. yous feel nice, knowing you nevertheless have an result on him

you guys don't talk nigh this see, at all. he nevertheless gives yous that flatline 😐 expression, if y'all ever call submissive or breedable again.

and considering of that, the tiktok remained in your drafts for a bit— until shouta told you it was fine to upload it

"when it gets to a certain amount of views or likes— only private it, take it down or any."

the tiktok gets 700k views 😨 and a agglomeration of comments laughing at his expression, and reddened ears. his besties had a good express joy

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